deviant signature updates

July 26th '08

Well wow, I spend the whole day browsing deviantArt, only because I originally wanted to check someone's favourites to see if there was any of my work in there

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Well, I have a journal listing all my previously used "webcams", ultra-the-hedgehog.deviantart.… so why not having the same thing for my old signatures?

I thought doing that in a seperate journal makes sense.



OLD SIGNATURES



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Toad: Sorry Mario, but the princess is in a different part of the Galaxy.
Mario: What ever happend to "another castle"?
Toad: You wish.

~Super Mario Galaxy~

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Wake up, Neo.
Follow the white rabbid.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

On second thought, that isn't really a good idea.
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_{[ That one didn't last very long. ]}


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Captain: "SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!?!!"
Bomberman: "Yes... yes... 'somebody'...
Bomb-Omb: "AHHHHH!!! A BOMB!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
... NOOooooo, the irony!!"


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_{[Yeah, that was a good one ]}
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"...I'm home ... all along...
YOU IDIOTS! YOU BLEW IT UP!!
Sony you! Sony you all to hell!"

- Planet of the PS3's

^{(Substitute "PS3" with "Xbox One" if you like.)}
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_{[ Using the word "sony" as a curse-word!  
Also used that joke in the Zelda Twilight Zone movie.
...it's a long story.
In short: Ultra wants to buy PS3, has to wait extra long since he lives in Europe, turns out he would have to pay 2x as much as people in Japan, and shortly before the release gets informed that compared to both Japan and US, he'd get a worse (to none) backwards compability to play PS1 / PS2 games, which would have been the main buying reason. So basically spend 5 months waiting for the PS3 and then bought an Xbox360 instead.
I wanted to play Sonic 2006 after all. ]}

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We have to blow up the pie, IN SPACE -
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!111

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_{[ Actually, you'll only come to realise the meaning of that in the (probably distant) future. You could try deciphering it though XD ]}


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Quick, run!! Everybody run!!!! SONIC IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!

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<sub>[Came up with that after seeing Red Hedgehog Ep.2 adoublea.deviantart.com/art/Re… and formulating a comment on the first scene.

Is outdated now since Sonic already exploded, in this comic by Frobman: frobman.deviantart.com/art/Seg… It happens in pannel 8. ]</sub>



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[And now for something completely ...else.]

One day, in the far of distant future, we'll regret what we've done.
The day will come, when they're no longer helpless.

The Yoshis will rise...
                                       -   King Toad the IXth, 2147 A.D.

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<sub>first signature.
Actually hinting at an extremely big, totally extremely intense, incredibly ambitious flash project, that I had in my head since late 2005, and creating it was one of two main buying reasons for flash! ......and which I still haven't actually even started yet, since it's probably TOO ambitious.

Well.. I split this piece of info off into a seperate journal. ultra-the-hedgehog.deviantart.…</sub>


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NOTE TO SELF: check if someone already invented cybernetically improved cows with build-in coffee maschine  -  if not, invent it and make millions!

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  _{Came up with this one during a drawing I'm doing. Some part of a cybernetically improved organism I drew looked like a coffee maschine to me... though *that* animal certainly doesn't give milk}

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There really is a god...
He has a deviantArt-account: god.deviantart.com
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<sub>...self explanatory god.deviantart.com

Oh, and in case you should search for the devil... he's been banned, probably due to violation of deviantArt's guidelines!</sub>

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three random facts about me
1. I recently finished Sonic Chronicles
2. My birthday is December 16th 1984 ...  1:59pm, GMT+0
3. I bought an Xbox360 ONLY so I could play Sonic 2006.
...AND I HAVE NO REGRETS.

_{Is outdated, as "recently finished Sonic Chronicles" is no longer "recently".}
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"Mario go fish! ... IN HELL!!"

_{Just watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HSDF… You'll feel the same.}
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// variable % of teens today would...
if ( situation && youAreNotOneOfThem(you, variable) ){
     copyAndPasteToYourSignature(this);
}

_{No need to explain. I study Computer Science}

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We must call Jack Bauer for help, only he can diffuse the bomb.
_{And save the president.
And stop world hunger.
And rescue the princess.
And find Waldo.}
And AAAAAALLL in only ONNNE DAY!!!11!!


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"The castle is in another castle."
"... that's deep, man"
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_{"Mew is the ultimate Pokémon that can learn *all* attacks" -
"MEW, CONTER WITH YOUR ULTIMATE ATTACK! USE SPLASH ATTACK!"}
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"BY ALL YOUR BASE COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!"

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_{CRITICAL ERROR AT ADDRESS 0000AFFE: AN ILLEGAL SYSTEM MONKEY HAS OCCURED.}
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_{"99.8 percent of all castles contain Toad. If you are one of the 0.2 percent that contains the princess, copy and paste this into your signature."}

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"Oh my god... it's full of ponies!"

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"So... this is the point in our conversation where my train of thought is going off the rails and flies off into the sunset."

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"IT'S OVER INFINITIVE!!!!"
"WHAT INFINITIVE?!!!!"